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Hanley Ramirez versus South Florida

Posted on: August 14, 2011 11:01 am
Edited on: August 14, 2011 11:03 am
Hanley Ramirez was called out by [insert name here] and the result was.

  • Fredi Gonzalez ... fired.
  • Wes Helms ... released [ same as fired although Helms should have retired last year].
  • Logan Morrison ... demoted to the minors.
  • Jeff Conine ... reprimanded.

  • Dave Trembley ... rumor has it calls were made by David Sampson to Baltimore to have Trembley demoted to single A.
  • future Marlins manager Ozzie Guillen ... quit (with final words of [censor] that [censor] mamas boy and [censor] [censor] Loria [censor] ... M [censor]).
  • Josh Johnson ... rumor has it he's not injured but actually tied up in a basement somewhere in the Caribbean for giving bad looks at Hanley.
  • Fan in seat number 23B ... kicked out by security and banned from attending Marlins games.
  • This blog ... rumor has it Hanley Ramirez is contacting CBS Sports any moment now to have the writer banned and picked up by the Men in Black.

Seriously ... when will it end?

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