Tag:Miami Heat
Posted on: November 12, 2010 10:22 am

My Miami Heat Analysis

This is my analysis of the current Miami Heat.

Udonis Haslem on weed is better than Chris Bosh. Bosh needs to hit the bench and stay there. Why the hell was this punk given a big contract?

Dwayne Wade should have been traded last year. He's acquired Hanley Ramirez disease or is that Penny Hardaway disease. Yeah he's good sometimes when he wants to be.

Spoiledstiff, ahem I mean, Spoelstra should have been fired last year.

LeBron James right now has that look I saw once from that Catcher, Jack Parkman, in the Major League 2 movie. Yeah Lebron you're the only talent on your squad right now.

This team will blow out below .500 teams, but struggle against the good teams. The Heat this year are a 10 games over .500 team that gets dispatched in the first or second round if nothing changes. Especially if the coaching situation does not change.
Posted on: July 9, 2010 3:39 pm


I have 10 people to blame for Lebron James leaving Cleveland!

1. Barry Bonds for leaving Pittsburg to play for a good team
2. Shaq's fault for leaving Orlando to win 3 rings with the Lakers
3. Pippen's fault for leaving Chicago after Jordan retired
4. Phil Jackson for betraying Chicago after Jordan retired
5. Alex Rodriguez for leaving Seattle and Texas to win a ring in N.Y.
6. Ken Griffy Jr for leaving Seattle to be a loser in Cincinnatti
7. Jeffrey Loria for causing every star player from the Montreal Expos to leave and causing the team to move to Washington.
8. Eli Manning for not wanting to play for a sorry ass organization.
9. Pat Burrell for not wanting to play for the Cardinals.
10. Dan Marino of the Miami Dolphins and Patrick Ewing of the New York Knicks for staying an entire career with teams who had no clue and having never won championship!!!!!!!!!!!

All you traitors make me ummm ........ errrr. speechless?

But hey why does it seem more Lakers fans are upset with King James going to Miami then Cavs fans?

The Celtics don't seem to care.
Category: NBA
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